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name jennifer. I reblog what i want but mostly- turtles, all time low (and other bands), doctor who, harry potter, hunger games with the occasional funny/pretty things. enjoy :D
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June 4th, 2012
slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry: bible-humper: monotoneminor: ambulance-shotgun: hazelgracewaters: #can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.” What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’? oh my there is no god This post omting Oh my Wilde because there is no God.

slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry:

bible-humper:

monotoneminor:

ambulance-shotgun:

hazelgracewaters:

#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”

What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?

oh my there is no god

This post omting

Oh my Wilde because there is no God.

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  • me: closes wrong tab
  • me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

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Having homework over the weekend…

sodamnrelatable:

Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”

Sunday:

What I’m feeling right now. Seven Essays to do… Five of which is due tomorrow.

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  • Teacher: Why did you not study?
  • Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

Reblog if you love All Time Low

jalex-alltimelow:

THE NOTES THE NUMBER OR FUCKING NOTES HOLY SHIT ASDFGHJKL;

LONG LIVE US

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chompyface: bekn: laurakandtheinfinitesadness: i think we pretty regularly forget how fucking massive Australia is yeah but half of that is probably populated entirely by spiders ^ it’s true

chompyface:

bekn:

laurakandtheinfinitesadness:

i think we pretty regularly forget how fucking massive Australia is

yeah but half of that is probably populated entirely by spiders

^ it’s true

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June 3rd, 2012
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that-anna-kid:

WOULD YOU LIKE AMMMMMM OR FMMMMM

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A hug is all it takes.

No matter what you feel, no matter how sad or down you get, I will always be there to give you a hug. A hug can do wonders for a person who’s crying or having a really bad moment. It can calm them down and cheer them up. A hug has miraculous power and all it takes is for you to step forward to that person, take out your arms and wrap it around them. It shows that you care for them and you don’t want them to act like anymore and be happy with your life.

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xlokis-pryncessx:

ehehehe XD

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  • satan: let there be youtube advertisements
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frankeiro:

perfect

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do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem

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